Experiments (Hanji X Fem!Reader) *Request*

"Come on, do it."

"Wait, I'm waiting for the right time..."

"Just do it Titan-boy!"

"Shut up Horse-face, I'm waiting!"

Eren was now doing something. Something you had dared him to do. Armin was reading a book. Normal, yes? But he was intensely reading it. Intensely reading it. His eyes were larger than normal, and they scanned the pages in a very fast manner. He had the book on the table as he was leaning over it. Suddenly, his mouth opened slightly. Honestly, it was a little cute how he was so absorbed in it, he didn't even realize what he was doing.

Eren shoved a spoon of soup in Armin's slightly agape mouth. The blonde boy gagged a little before falling out of his seat and spitting out the spoon. "WHAT? What was that?! ... Where am I?" He asked, his innocent blue eyes looking around frantically.

"Sorry Armin, but you've been reading that book for five hours straight." Eren said, helping the boy back into his seat. Armin shot him a soft glare and grabbed his book from the table. He puffed out his cheeks in annoyance and stormed out of the mess hall. Eren turned around and started laughing.

You joined in on his laughter, and so did Jean beside you. "Armin's funny when he's angry." The golden-eyed boy said. "Because he can't be mad at anyone, so he kind of over does it."

"I can be mad at someone!" Armin protested from behind you. You jumped in shock and turned around to see the blonde boy behind you. Armin gave a very unsuccessful glare at Jean before turning to you with a small smile. "By the way (f/n), Hanji wants you to meet her in her office after you finish your dinner. She wants to do some experiments."

"Me? Why me and not Eren?" You asked, furrowing your brows.

"Better you than me, girly." Eren said. You glared at him. You hated it when he called you 'girly', especially since you failed at being a girl. You weren't the one to wear dresses or talk fashion and pink. You must admit though, sometimes you act like a complete girl. And sometimes it was fun.

"Shut up, Titan-Boy." You told him. Jean opened his mouth to say something, but you spoke before he did. "You too Horse-face." Jean clamped his jaw shut.

"Alright, thanks Armin." You said with a smile, standing up. You handed your bread to Sasha, who gratefully took it, and ruffled Jean's hair. Why? Because you knew he hated it. He jumped away from you and began to fix it. You gave Armin a small smile before walking out of mess hall, wondering what the crazy woman had in store for you.

~* Time Skip! Look what I'm listening to: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dgf93… *~

You smoothed out your (long/short) hair before knocking on the wooden door. A few scuffling noises were made before the door flung open, revealing Hanji with her arms wide open. "Hey (f/n)! Armin got you for me, right?" She asked, ushering you inside quickly.

"Uh, yeah." You said, stepping inside as she slammed the door shut. You cringed at the loud noise but couldn't help to smile at how freely open the woman was. "He mentioned something about experiments?" You asked.

"Yes! Well, this kind of has to do with Eren. Ahem, I'd like to measure your reactions to certain things, then I'll have Levi do the same things to Eren. So then I'd compare your reactions together." She explained, pulling a chair over and sitting down in it. She motioned to another chair.

You grabbed the chair and slid it over. "But... I'm a girl and Eren is a guy. Don't you think a guy should be doing these reactions since a guy is more similar to Eren than I am?" You asked, sitting across from her.

"That's why I'm having Armin do these same tasks to Jean, to see his reactions. I'm comparing all three of you." She said with a broad grin. You nodded and folded your hands together, setting them in your lap.

"What kind of tests are you going to run on me?" You asked, tensing yourself up at the thought of Hanji poking you with countless needles.

"Don't worry, no needles or crazy machines are going to be in this." She said, as if she read your mind. You smiled and nodded. "Alright, ready for the first test?" She asked,

"Yeah!" You said.

She took your hand slowly and intertwined her fingers with yours. You tilted your head to the side slightly, before looking down at your hands. You felt a small heat make it's way up to your cheeks, but you quickly brought it down by retracting your hand and keeping at your side. Hanji tilted her head the same way you did and raised an eyebrow. She hummed thoughtfully and took out a notepad she had "magically" pulled out of her pocket, and began scribbling something on it. "W-What're you writing?" You asked.

"Notes." She stated simply, looking deep in thought. You gave a small nod before staring down at your shoes. "Okay, next test?" She asked, eyes wide with innocence. You were silent for a moment before nodding, wondering if she was faking that innocence.

"Okay, stand up." She said. You stood up. She grabbed you by the shoulders and scooted you to the center of the room. She then walked behind you. You turned to look at her. "NOPE! Look forward, don't look at me!" She said. You quickly snapped your head back forward, staring at the wall. You suddenly felt her arms around your torso, and her chest against your back.

You were silent for a second. "Hanji... Are you hugging me?" You asked.

"Yeah!" She said cheerfully. "C'mon, don't be so stiff, hug me back!" She said with a laugh. You shrugged and turned around, wrapping your arms around her waist. You felt a little blush rise on your cheeks and you shook your head to get it to stop. Hanji giggled and pulled away. She took out her notepad and began scribbling away again. "More notes." She said at your confused expression.

"Okay, sit, sit!" She said, ushering you towards the chair. You sat down in it, straight with your hands in your lap. Hanji rolled her eyes and pushed you back into the seat. "Relax! For this you have to relax!" She said. You hesitantly relaxed in the chair, letting your arms drape over the armrests. "Now close your eyes." She whispered. You nodded and shut your eyes tightly. "No peeking!" She called.

It was dark, of course. But you still had your other four senses, right? You could almost feel something getting closer. You shifted a little in your seat before relaxing again. The unknown presence came closer. You squinted your eyes tightly together, afraid of what might come. You felt something soft come into contact with your lips. You stopped struggling and tilted your head a little in confusion. Uncertainly, you moved your lips against it to test out what this strange thing was. The soft thing moved with yours. You gasped and opened your eyes. Hanji's face was a few centimeters away from yours. "H-Hanji!" You stuttered.

She laughed and pulled away, taking out her notepad. "I just have to write one more thing..." She murmured. She finished with a satisfied smile, and left the notepad on the empty chair she was using, wide open. "I'm going to go do something now. Feel free to look over your notes, then you can go back to your room. Thanks for helping, (f/n)!" She called. She gave you a smile before walking out the door.

Your stared after her with a confused face. Probably very confused. You realized you were tightly gripping on to the armrests, and you loosened your grip, looking at the notepad before you. You stood up and walked over to the chair, leaning over to read the handwriting.

(f/n),
That wasn't an experiment for Eren.
Just an experiment for me!
~Hanji

You stared down at the small note and laughed. Hanji had weird ways of showing her emotions.