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Password (Jean X Reader) CRACKFIC!AU

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Jean frantically burst through the doors of the airport, golden eyes skimming the sea of people bustling about to board their flights. He shoved away a little old woman who stumbled down a flight of escalators going up, resulting in her tumbling down for the next million years since the escalator never stopped. Jean ran into the crowd of people, neighing loudly to make them think he was a horse -since he looked like one- and clear a path for him.

I've got to find her! he thought as he ran to the nearest person dressed in a uniform. "Excuse me, where's the gate for flight 287 to Paris?" he asked with wide eyes.

The man had brunette locks and emerald eyes, and he gave him a disgusted look. "Why should I tell you, horseface?"

"GODDAMN IT TELL ME I'M ABOUT TO MISS OUT ON MY GIRLFRIEND LEAVING I NEED TO TELL HER SOMETHING IMPORTANT YOU JERK!"

"OKAY OKAY IT'S TO THE LEFT OVER THERE," the brunette screeched in return, pointing to a flight of stairs leading up to the gates.

"THANKS MAN I OWE YA ONE," Jean called over his shoulder as he ran away.

Jean pushed and shoved people out of his way as he scurried to the staircase, and he majestically skipped steps like a badass as he cautiously held onto the rail. As he ran, he saw a freckled boy standing behind the counter of a pretzel shop, and deciding to have a break, he jogged over.

"Hello, sir! What would you like today?" the boy asked, light brown eyes gleaming.

"Uh... yes, I'd like one large salty pretzel, and with cheese sauce, and make sure to hand me the receipt so I can hand it back to you with my number on it, 'cause your freckles are cute as fuck," Jean stated, pulling his wallet out of his back pocket as he fumbled for money.

"Here you go," the boy with dark tresses said, handing him the receipt and pretzel. Jean scribbled his number on the back of the paper, handing it back to the freckled boy.

"Thank you, uh..." he glanced at the boys name tag. "Thanks Marco!"

Jean calmly continued walking, eating the pretzel slowly while dipping it in its deliciously fabulous cheese. He paused momentarily, furrowing his brows in confusion as he stared at his surroundings. "OH SHIT, RIGHT, GIRLFRIEND," he said. He crammed the rest of his pretzel into his mouth, and began running once again.

Finally getting to flight 287, he glanced around to the passengers getting ready to board the plane. Then, he saw you. You stood with ticket in hand, about to board go inside the tunnel that lead to the large plane, and luggage in your other hand. "(Name)!" he called out, running forward.

At the sound of your name being called, you spun around to face the boy you loved oh-so-dearly. "J-Jean?" you stuttered, eyes wide with a smile decorating your rosy lips.

"I-I... OH FRECKLED JESUS THAT WAS A LONG RUN AND THAT PRETZEL WAS DELICIOUS," he said, doubling over and setting his hands on his knees as he caught his breath. "Okay, (Name), I came because I needed to tell you something very important," he said, seizing you gently by the shoulders.

"Yes, Jean?" you replied, eyes wide with wonder as you stared up into his golden eyes. He leaned forward slightly, golden eyes boring into your form. And he whispered softly and dramatically:


"What's the Netflix password?"


Your face fell into one of disappointment. "Wh-what?"

"What's the Netflix password? If you're gonna be gone for a week I need some Netflix in my life," he said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

You stared at him slightly shocked and surprised at his question. "Horseface," you responded dully.

"Okay, with like, no caps in it or anything? Or numbers?"

"No, just horseface in all lowercase."

"Are you sure there are no caps or anything or any tricky things?"

"No, it's just plain horseface."

"All one word?"

"Yeah."

"Okay great thanks babe," he responded, patting your head and walking away calmly.



 
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