The Club (Various X Reader) Modern AU

You let out a relaxed sigh as you threw your legs over the couch and stretched your arms behind your head. "Time for me to take my classes... Laziness 101." You murmured as you grabbed the remote to your TV. God, weren't days like this heavenly? Just you, the TV, your laptop, and a bowl of Oreos. If only life was like this all the time.

"(f/n)!" A voice broke your thoughts as the door swung open. Your roommate Sasha stood in the doorway, with over twenty shopping bags in her arms. "Can you help me here?" She asked, voice muffled as she held one of the bags in between her teeth.

"I'm a little busy." You mumbled as you shoved a cookie in your mouth and flipped through TV channels.

Sasha stumbled over to you and dropped all the bags on top of you. "Sasha!" You said as she happily skipped away to close the door. "What the hell is all this?"

"(f/n), what if I told you that we were invited to a club tonight?"

You shoved another cookie in your mouth. "No." You said bluntly.

"But, all our friends are gonna be there! And we get to dress up and dance, an the boys are gonna karaoke on the stage, it's gonna be so much fun!" She said with a giggle. You groaned and flopped down on the sofa, crushing a few bags.

"You know I don't like to dress up." You muttered.

"But come on! You've been being lazy forever and you need to get out and socialize!" She said, grabbing a few bags and bringing them to her room. You sighed before picking up a few more bags and following her. "Is that a yes?" Sasha asked, eyes gleaming with excitement.

"It's a I-have-nothing-better-to-do." You said, sitting on the foot of her bed. Sasha squealed in delight and began rummaging through bags.

"That's perfect! I got you the best dress and-"

"Wait, I'm wearing a dress?"

She turned to you and rolled her eyes. "What else would you wear?" She said, going back to her numerous bags.

"I dunno, jeans and a shirt?" You replied.

She sighed and pulled out a red dress that had a low V-neck and a small black belt around the waist ( www.theknotdress.com/images/sp… ). "No, you're wearing this." She said, holding it out for you to take.

You let out an exasperated laugh and stood up. "I'm not wearing that! It's too short!"

"It's not too short! It's perfectly fine, you won't be flashing your ass!"

"Well I'll be flashing my boobs-"

"I thought I'd never have this conversation with someone." She said, throwing it at you so it was draped over your face. "Come on (f/n), let loose! You need to show off your body and flaunt all those curves you have! You can't stay in sweatpants and hoodies for the rest of your life!"

You smiled softly and held the dress in your hands, looking down at it. "I guess it wouldn't hurt to try it on..." You murmured.

Sasha clapped her hands excitedly and shoved you in the bathroom without another word.

To be honest, it fit rather nicely. It ended right above your knees, so you had some skin showing. Ignoring your protests, Sasha did your hair and makeup, and picked out some black high heels that made you fall over ten times. She had a dress similar to yours, only it was a sunset orange color. Before you could finish your Oreos that you had been waiting for so long to eat, Sasha shoved you out the door and off you went.

~*Time Skip Because I'm Too Lazy To Write About Driving Hahaha*~

"Damn (f/n), what happened to you?"

"Shut up Horse-face." You hissed at the golden-eyed boy, having to shout over the blaring music. He laughed and draped an arm about your shoulders.

"So, you gonna watch me sing on stage?"

"Ahem, not just you." Eren cut in, walking up to the both of you. Jean rolled his eyes and retreated his arm as he crossed them in front of his chest. Eren gave you a broad grin. "Me, Jean, and someone else who I'm keeping a secret, are singing together." He said, sending Jean a glare.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever Titan-boy." He muttered, looking off to the side.

"Why do you call me that?!" Eren asked with a confused expression as he clenched his fists.

"It suits you." Jean said with a shrug.

"Alright, now I'm going to leave you two to your husband-wife argument and possibly go socialize with someone else, alright?" You said. They both opened their mouths as if to say something, but was silenced when your ruffled their hair and walked away. You know it got on their nerves when you did that.

"(f/n)! Look who finally escaped the Oreo dungeon!" Ymir said over the blaring music with a smirk.

"Oreo dungeon?" You asked, self-consciously pulling your dress down a little. "Is it that obvious?" You said, pressing your palm to your stomach.

"Not at all (f/n)! You look great, don't act too shy." Christa said with a soft smile.

"Y-Yeah (f/n), you look nice." Armin said with a faint blush, scratching the back of his head. You gave him a soft smile and pulled him into a hug.

"Hey, Sasha? You know if Levi came?" You asked the brunette once you pulled away.

"Hanji forced him to come." She said with a laugh.

Your eyes widened. "Hanji is here too?"

"You bet she is." Eren said from behind you.

"Why did you idiots bring me here?" A cold voice said.

You gave Levi a small smile. "I'm surprised you came at all. I didn't think you were the type of person to come to these places." You told him.

He crossed his arms and leaned against the wall. "There's a lot you don't know about me then. Someone had to watch over you brats anyway. I'm not letting you all get drunk and shit." He said over the music.

"HEEEEEEEEY CLUBBERS!" A voice screeched over the microphone, sending a loud squeaking to sound over. Everyone covered their ears and looked to the stage. Hanji's eyes widened and she looked around. "Sorry." She said with a slight giggle. "So, I would like to welcome to the stage, three good friends of mine, and they're going to BLOW THE ROOF OFF THIS PLACE!" The crowd cheered as Hanji set up three microphones on the stage. "Alright! LET'S GET IT STARTED!"

You looked around you to see that Eren and Jean were missing. Rolling your eyes, you touched your palm to your forehead and looked back up to the stage. Sure enough, those two were standing up there looking as confident as ever. But who was the third microphone for?

The music started playing, and it seemed to have a good beat to it. Jean and Eren sent glares at each other until Jean eventually won, and was the first to begin singing.

"So we back in the club
Get that bodies rocking from side to side,
side-side to side"

He sent you a wink as he rocked his hips back and forth. A few girls that were closer to the stage started squealing very loudly and high-pitch, causing you to roll your eyes. Eren crossed his arms and looked off to the side as the taller male continued.

"Thank God the week is done
I feel like a zombie gone back to life
back-back to life"

Eren jumped in front of Jean and shoved him to the side as he cut him off.

"Hands up, and suddenly we all got our hands up
No control of my body
Ain't I seen you before?
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes"

He sent you a flirtatious smile and opened his mouth to continue. He was cut off as another figure stomped on the stage, grabbing the remaining microphone. Your eyes widened as you recognized it. Short, cold grey eyes, dark raven hair. "Is that Levi?" Sasha asked beside you.

"Holy shit I think it is..." Connie murmured from your other side. The man cleared his throat before picking up where Eren left off. Almost every single girl in the room started screeching.

"'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again"

Levi sent Jean a glare as he cut him off.

"So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right"

Eren slid across the stage on his feet until he was in front of Jean. Oh the wonderful ways to cut a person off.

"'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again"

Levi rolled his eyes and kicked Eren in the side. The green-eyed boy clutched his side and groaned in pain, stumbling over to the corner of the stage as Jean laughed hysterically.

"Keep downing drinks like there's no tomorrow there's just right now, now, now, now,
Gonna set the roof on fire
Gonna burn this motherfucker down, down, down, down,"

Jean stopped laughing at Eren's pain and picked up where Levi left off.

"Hands up, when the music drops
We both put our hands up
Put your hands on my body
Swear I seen you before
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes"

Eren stood back up, holding his side has he cut the golden-eyed boy off.

"'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right"

Jean cut Eren off as he stepped in front of him, blocking the crowds view of the boy.

"'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again, love again"

Levi rolled his eyes and kicked Jean in between the legs. Jean let out a pained groan as Eren laughed loudly into the microphone. Then something unexpected happened. Levi started rapping. Who the hell knew that Levi could rap?

"Levi, don't lie
Hear no evil, or speak no evil, or see no evil
Getit, baby, hope you catch it like T.O.,
That's how we roll
My life is a movie, and you just tivo"

He looked around at all the girls giving him wide-eyed looks with drool coming out of their mouths. He let out a deep chuckle before continuing, making someone pass out and land harshly on the floor.

"Honey got me swishin' like a dreadlock
She won't wrestle, but I got her in a headlock
Yabba dabba doo, make her bed rock
Mami on fire, tch, red hot
Bada bing, bada boom
Mr. Worldwide as I step in the room
I'm a hustler, baby, but that you knew
And tonight it's just me and you"

Jean and Eren stepped back in when Levi finished. They glared at each other around the beginning, but seeing that neither of them were going to stop, they sang together.

"Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right"

Then Levi joined in with the two of them.

"'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again

Levi cleared his throat and spoke into the microphone, "Thank you DJ." Then he let out a deep chuckle that made a few more girls squeal and fall to the floor. Levi rolled his eyes and dropped the microphone on the stage, walking off casually.

Eren and Jean both hopped off the stage and raced towards you. "So (f/n), what'd you think?" Jean asked as he caught his breath.

You raised your eyebrows slightly and gave them a smile while nodding. "You guys are very good singers, I'll give you that." You said.

"Yeah, but which one of us was better?" Eren asked, still clutching his side from where Levi kicked him.

You darted your gaze between the both of them and sighed. "Definitely Levi." You said, nodding to the man behind them that was currently being swarmed by a crowd of fangirls.

"DON'T TOUCH ME YOU FILTHY BEASTS!" You heard a sharp voice come from inside of the fangirl huddle. Levi broke out from the group with his hair disheveled and some of his clothes torn. "GODDAMN IT ALL OF YOU, GET AWAY!" He told them.

"Look at you, Levi. Who knew you could attract such a crowd?" You said, crossing your arms over your chest.

"Well believe me, I'm not interested in any of those monsters." He muttered, shrugging his jacket back on. "They're not nearly as attractive as you, anyway." He added casually, running a hand through his hair. You blushed and instinctively crossed your arms tighter.

"(f/n)! I... I GOT... CATERPILLARS... ON MY ARMS, (f/n) OH MY GOD, (f/n) THEY'RE FUZZY CATERPILLARS THEY'RE TICKLING ME!" Sasha said, stumbling over to you with a wine glass in her hands.

"HEY, HEY SASHA, THOSE AREN'T CATERPILLARS, THOSE ARE BUTTERFLIES!" Connie said from beside her, gripping a large beer bottle. He grabbed her free hand and pulled her close to him. "And they're beautiful and colorful. Just like you." He said, poking her nose. Sasha giggled and shoved him.

"So... drunk Connie is a flirt. Drunk Sasha hallucinates... And drunk Armin..." Mikasa trailed off beside you as she stared at the blonde that was standing not too far away.

"AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHY EVERYONE CONFUSES ME WITH CHRISTA! I DON'T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GIRL, I DON'T SOUND GIRLY! AND I DEFINITELY DON'T ACT LIKE THAT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH EITHER!"

"And drunk Armin becomes a truthful, cursing Armin." You finished with a laugh.

"(f/n)! I... I NEED ICECREAM, (f/n), I HAVEN'T EATEN IN FIVE MINUTES!" Sasha said, clamping a hand on your shoulder and dangerously swaying back and forth.

"Okay, I think it's time for us to go, I'll drive." You said, holding her by her shoulders and steering her towards the exit.

Someone grabbed your upper arm before you could leave. "Hey (f/n)." You turned to see Levi, with Eren and Jean behind him. "You think you can come back again some other time?"

"YEAH (f/n)!" A drunk Connie said. "MAYBE YOU CAN WEAR A SHORTER DRESS NEXT TIME!"

"FUCKING WHORE, CONNIE!" Sasha said from in front of you.

"Yeah. I'll try to come again, next time." You told them with a smile, pushing Sasha forward before she could do any more damage to herself or anyone else.

Hopefully nothing too crazy would happen on this "next time".