Baes

So me and my dad just had a long conversations on who our baes were
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It was really funny XD

Dad: ... Who was my last girlfriend?
Me: Uhm, my mom wtf she was your wife before y'know family and stuff happened
Dad: No no no, like fake fictional ones from shows and shit, y'know, things that'll never happen
Me: OOOOHHHH I think Maggie from The Walking Dead
Dad: No, Ieft her for someone else....
Me: Catalina from My Name Is Earl
Dad: Oh yeah. Well, I'm leaving her for Joy from My Name Is Earl
Me: ... Really?
Dad: Yeah, she's really funny and she's hot
Me: ... Okay then
Dad: ...
Me: Guess who my never-gonna-happen boyfriend is?
Dad: ... Ed Sheeran?
Me: No, Ed would be more of a best friend sort of thing. And Kurt from Glee would be like my gay buddy.
Dad: Well then who is it?
Me: Probably Logan Lerman, the guy who plays Percy Jackson.
Dad: Huh.
Me: Y'know, scratch that, it'd be Eren.
Dad: Jaeger?
Me: HELL YEAH
Dad: ... But he's not a real per-
Me: IN MY MIND HE IS OKAY and we were talking fictional.
Dad: Yeah, but at least Joy is an actress
Me: Well Logan Lerman looks like Eren so ha.
Dad: You're weird.
Me: You're weird.

Well at least now I know I'm free to talk about Eren and Logan around my dad because he knows that they're my baes.

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