Being A Girl Sucks

You know what's awkward?
Having your period when the only other person in the house is your dad.
You know what else is awkward?
Running out of pads and being too young to drive to get some more.
You wanna know what's more akward?
Asking your sister for some and her saying she doesn't have any.
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S EVEN MORE AWKWARD
Having to ask your dad to go to the store so you can get some pads.

Me: pAPI
Dad: wHAT
Me: ... Can we go to the store really quick?
Dad: I don't have any money.
Me: ... I do. *internally cringes because that's my cosplay money right there
Dad: Uhm okay... why?
Me: ...
Dad: WHy?
Me: I NEED GIRL STUFF GOD STOP BADGERING ME
Dad: Oh...
Me: YEAH CAN WE GO NOW
Dad: Uhm sure

Whenever I'm on my period my dad is almost scared to talk to me, but I seriously don't blame him I'm a monster
BUT MY PERIOD ALWAYS HAS A WAY OF KNOWING WHEN TO COME
Like y'know, right before my Washington D.C. trip in 5th grade
and right before my flight to New York
And then right before my flight back home from Puerto Rico
and then on tHE WEEKEND RIGHT BEFORE SCHOOL

If Periods was a person she'd be dead by now.

And than y'know what's even MOOOORE AWKWARD
Going up to the register with pads and a box of chocolates for yourself because you're craving chocolate, and then the lady gives you a weird look because OBVIOUSLY you're on your period and it's like "DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I HAVE A DISEASE LADY, YOU GET IT TOO ASSHOLE" And then she awkwardly gives you your pads and chocolates like "Here ya go..." And I just snatch them out of her hands rip open the chocolate box, pop one into my mouth and casually exit CVS Pharmacy.

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