How Is This Possible? (Thank You!)

Feb 22, 20153 min read

Deviation Actions

Published: Feb 22, 2015

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The deviation with the most comments is Let's Talk About Sex (Various X Reader) with 414 comments, while the most favourited one is Heichou's Kitten Sneeze (Levi X Reader), with 674 favourites. The most viewed deviation is Make-Up (Levi X Reader) with 25,669 views.

Okay let's talk about this for a second
Not only are these like really old and now that I read them I want to punch myself, but, 414 comments (minus my replies) are about 300 comments. Holy shit. And the most viewed one, 25,669 views. Okay, lets think about this for a moment.
I've viewed it maybe 10-15 times. And I'm sure some other people have re-read it. But overall, at least 5,000-6,000 people have read that. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. AND THAT'S NOT EVEN MY BEST THAT'S A REALLY OLD ONE I WROTE LIKE LAST SUMMER //shot//
Next on the list of holy shit:

Comments per deviation: 57
Views per deviation: 3,141
Comments per day: 33
Deviation views per day: 1836
Pageviews per day: 140

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NERDS LEAVE OVER FIFTY COMMENTS PER FIC I WRITE
HOW THE FUCK DO AT LEAST 1,500 PEOPLE READ MY SHIT
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET 33 COMMENTS PER DAY
HOW THE FUCK DO ALMOST 2,000 PEOPLE LOOK AT MY SHIT EVERY DAY
HOW THE FUCK DO I SEEM INTERESTING ENOUGH FOR AT LEAST 100 PEOPLE TO CHECK MY PAGE

This was basically a long rambling just to express how much I love you guys and how grateful I am for each and every one of you and that I LOVE YOU AND I WISH I COULD MEET ALL OF YOU AND GIVE YOU EACH A RIB-BREAKING HUG TO EXPRESS MY AFFECTION FOR ALL OF YOU LOVES
BUT FOR RIGHT NOW I'M LEAVING YOU A POEM~

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in my bed
'Cause there's room for two

Thank you tumblr for showing me how to flirt with my watchers
BUT SERIOUSLY I LOVE YOU ALL AND I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING SO SUPPORTIVE AND LEAVING ME SUCH WONDERFUL UPLIFTING COMMENTS AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND C'MERE