SUCH LIFE MANY GROAN

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//groans loudly and flops to floor flailing around

I'M SICK AS FUCK
I CAN'T STOP THROWING UP I DO IT LIKE TWICE A DAY, ONCE AT SCHOOL AND ONCE AT HOME AND THAT'S BEEN GOING ON SINCE MONDAY
I'M TOTALLY KILLING IT IN THE LITTLE MERMAID THOUGH BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE THE BEST FUCKING SEA CREATURE EVER
BUT I HAVE TO DANCE/SING THE TWO BIGGEST NUMBERS: Under the Sea, Kiss The Girl AND JUST SDFHSIFK
Kiss The Girl isn't too difficult though
BUT IMAGINE ON STAGE WITH THAT CRAP TON OF MAKEUP AND HOT STAGE LIGHTS AND BIG COSTUMES
HHHHH
The older kids are stressing me out cause they're all these ghetto kids like

Girl: "Pfft I ain't doin' none o' this shit, like gurl I know the dance already hun I don' needa practice shit gurl."
Me: "*in a sweet tone* Yes, I completely understand that you feel comfortable with the dance, but the rest of us want to practice to perfect it, so please get in your line where you belong before I loose my temper and go off on you and possibly whoop your ass. *smiles*"
Girl: "Aw nuh-uh gurl this lil' bitch did nah juz tell me what tah do, nuh-uh girl, I do wha' I want.
Me: "Get in your line now please."
Girl: "Bitch I-"
Me: "GET IN YOUR FUCKING LINES EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET IN YOUR GODDAMN LINES SO WE CAN REHEARSE THIS STUPID FUCKING DANCE. I WILL NOT TAKE SHIT FROM ANY OF YOU, EVEN IF YOU ARE OLDER THAN ME, SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAPS AND GET IN LINE. WE ARE SINGING THIS WITHOUT THE MUSIC, BECAUSE WE WILL KNOW IT BETTER IF THERE IS NO MUSIC AT ALL. NOW EVERYONE LISTEN TO EITHER ME OR EMILY SINCE SHE'S LEADING THE DANCE, OR ELSE I SWEAR TO FUCK I'LL FIND A WAY TO GET TO KICKED OUT OF THIS SHOW RIGHT AFTER I BEAT YOU ALL SENSELESS, HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?"
Everyone: *mumbling*
Me: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU LITTLE BITCHES AND I'M SURE AS FUCK THE AUDIENCE WON'T EITHER!"
Everyone: "O-OKAY"

I hate working with people and being social ugh //rolls around
THIS IS MY BRONX SIDE HAHA //shot
Yeah so lesson of the day don't mess with me or I'll fuck up your shit :D
HOPEFULLY PRACTICE GOES BETTER TOMORROW~

Also, I promise to be a little more active! I have a present for my friend, and
I'M ONLY LIKE 20 WATCHERS AWAY FROM 1000 GUYS DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
//screams and fangirls around everywhere

Thanks For Reading! :iconrainbowsheepplz:

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WOW THAT PERSON NEEDS TO CHILL

AND I HOPE THINGS'LL GET BETTER FOR YOU HJEGKNR